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Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Tuesday Time.

Well since Erin has some random excuse again to not run I'm going over to her place of residence. She will run she needs to, I mean I want to.. I mean,... I want her camera. Ya today is Tuesday the start of the everyone hates Amber Project.. Gotta start getting out and taking some pictures that don't involve Amber and exclaiming how great life is without her cunt ass. This is the being of a wonderful thing. Also Jason and I are soon to begin thinking of ideas for out little show of sorts... it will begin.. I promise. for now. Things and such

Monday, August 30, 2010

Monday. Continued .

Didn't sleep, cause that shit is pointless. Went for my drug test, first time I go to piss.. I didn't pee enough so... drank some water.. REPEE, and not enough again.. so 3rd time around .. last time they let you do it.. I drank a bunch of coffee to get that nice pee ready and it made me have the shit feeling. So by the time I get this piss out 2 1/2 hours have passed and I am trying to squeeze a pee out while not crapping myself. It worked, and no drugs in my system (hooray). Picked Drew up from work, helped BrettyD set up his blog... and soon enough going for a bike ride with the J barborous... gonna die.. pretty sure

Monday. you're just going to die anyway.

So this idea came to me. I hate this girl Amber, she is a cunt. So what I'm going to do is go out of way everyday and have a bomb ass time and take pictures of my adventures I have. I'm going to call this project times without Amber. It will be me riding my bike without a helmet on ( like a true motherfucker ), helping out the community ( by selling them cheap snickers bars that I steal), or whatever else I feel like doing that day. So ya come Tuesday gonna start on this project. Peace and shit.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Sunday not as planned.

Well - some friends took some shrooms @ 10am this morning, so instead of just laying around not doing shit like I planned. We went to Royal Oak and tore that shit up. Then cruised on down to Detroit talked to some of the locals, stared at some fountains, and bugged police officers with obscure questions. Then got home around 5pm and napped my ass off like a boss. Shit was cash.
Person L : STORMS

How to Argue (Not Original)

1. Drink Liquor.

Suppose you're at a party and some hot-shot intellectual is expounding on the economy of Peru, a subject you know nothing about. If you're drinking some health-fanatic drink like grapefruit juice, you'll hang back, afraid to display your ignorance, while the hot-shot enthralls your date. But if you drink several large shots of Jack Daniels, you?ll discover you have STRONG VIEWS about the Peruvian economy. You'll be a WEALTH of information. You'll argue forcefully, offering searing insights and possibly upsetting furniture. People will be impressed. Some may leave the room.

2. Make things up.

Suppose, in the Peruvian economy argument, you are trying to prove Peruvians are underpaid, a position you base solely on the fact that YOU are underpaid. DON'T say: "I think Peruvians are underpaid." Say: "The average Peruvian's salary in 1981 dollars adjusted for the revised tax base is $1,452.81 per annum, which is $836.07 below the mean gross poverty level." NOTE: Always make up exact figures. If an opponent asks you where you got your information, make THAT up, too. Say: "This information comes from Dr. Hovel T. Moon's study for the Buford Commission published May 9, 1982. Didn't you read it?" Say this in the same tone of voice you would use to say "You left your soiled underwear in my bath house."

3. Use meaningless but weightly-sounding words and phrases.

Memorize this list:

Let me put it this way

In terms of


Per se

As it were


So to speak

You should also memorize some Latin abbreviations such as "Q.E.D.," "e.g.," and "i.e." These are all short for "I speak Latin, and you do not." Here's how to use these words and phrases. Suppose you want to say: "Peruvians would like to order appetizers more often, but they don't have enough money." You never win arguments talking like that. But you WILL win if you say: "Let me put it this way. In terms of appetizers vis-a-vis Peruvians qua Peruvians, they would like to order them more often, so to speak, but they do not have enough money per se, as it were. Q.E.D." Only a fool would challenge that statement.

4. Use snappy and irrelevant comebacks.

You need an arsenal of all-purpose irrelevent phrases to fire back at your opponents when they make valid points. The best are:

You're begging the question.

You're being defensive.

Don't compare apples and oranges.

What are your parameters?

This last one is especially valuable. Nobody, other than mathematicians, has the vaguest idea what 'parameters' means. Here's how to use your comebacks: You say "As Abraham Lincoln said in 1873…" Your opponents says "Lincoln died in 1865? You say "You're begging the question."


You say "Liberians, like most Asians…" Your opponent says "Liberia is in Africa." You say "You're being defensive."

5. Compare your opponent to Joseph Stalin.

This is your heavy artillery, for when your opponent is obviously right and you are spectacularly wrong. Bring Stalin up subtly. Say: "That sounds suspiciously like something Joseph Stalin might say." Remember that this is the alternative of last resort; it tend to close all options of retreat.

Keep these basic principles in mind, and you will find it easy (and perhaps even entertaining) to
out-argue anybody.

Another Sunday

Had to wake up @ 7:30am to go down to Walmart to talk to Human Resources. This is how that went : they weren't there, so I wasted a good amount of gas and sleep for nothing. Now it's 9:16am I drank a monster and there is no sign of me sleeping anytime soon, so life I hate you. The one thing I'm looking forward to today is Hamburger Helper how exciting. Side note, don't bother with girls you will be disappointed and disappointed leads to depression, which is derailing to any efforts of success. Disregard females acquire currency.

Saturday, August 28, 2010

Saturday is bitchin'

Getting back of the swing of being part of the family. Going off to see my cousin for her Birthday and my aunt and unlce's badass rich people house on a lake. I wanted to finish disc golfing, but gotta make some sacrifices sometime for family.... blah sucks

Night Time

night time is the best time, cause you can't see anyone's faces. Its not that I don't like people I just fear their judgements. Insecruity rules my life right now, it's something that needs to be corrected. In time. In time. For now I enjoy the night for the peace of mind it gives me.